Til Death: Reanimated - HELICOPTER 1 - THE 3 MUSKET-QUEERS (bad pun)

you are still looking at your hands

You're in here.

jared

10:39 PM

dude uh

10:40 PM

what happened??

I dunno man... I hit my head and I feel like shit

You're sitting there, disoriented and speechless.

10:41 PM

You are physically incapable of speech as of now.

> Continue tripping mad balls everyone

.. thea has successfully scared me.

10:52 PM

she knows what to say in front of who just to get what she wants. shes manipulative but she's right.

10:52 PM

I don't want her to know she's finally broken me.

> You know she has probably bugged the helicopters

God dammit.

flint are you okay man, like, talk to me

You're fucking crying.

no. I'm not.

I'm sorry man

You're spaced out. Being flung like 30 feet does something to a man.

after all of this shits over, let's all move to fujji

10:58 PM

let's all have that break, y'know?

10:59 PM

Us three against the world, but the world is a fucking Karen asking about her food being cooked wrong

you're acting like I didn't just finally get my emotions in check and just had it literally torn from me I'm so close to just chucking myself out of this helicopter and calling it a day

I'm trying to lighten the mood, flint (edited)

11:01 PM

I fucking died and gained that healing factor you have, but, dimmed down

11:01 PM

we are all going through hell, but I'm trying to clear my mind with jokes

11:03 PM

I wish I could help you more

11:03 PM

but I suck with emotions dude

yeah and I don't??? I lived in an actual ROCK. no family to turn to except for John Steinbeck, R.L. Stein, and Suzanne Collins. (edited)

11:06 PM

I was a baby. alone in a rock. it was either figure it out or die.

11:06 PM

as far as I knew there was nothing except that meteor and what was inside.

11:09 PM

emotions fucking suck and. yknow. suddenly having to feel emotions you rarely are familiar with for extended periods of time can drive a man mad.

I never said you didn't, sorry

11:11 PM

is there anything I can do to help

I don't know.

11:11 PM

I am feeling these emotions and can't. FIX THEM.

11:12 PM

there's no coping mechanism that's gonna stop negative emotions besides drinking myself dumb, which I am NOT resorting to that yet.

uh, you can beat me if you want bro

THATS NOT GONNA HELP EITHER Y- (edited)

11:21 PM

aaaAUGHHHH

11:21 PM

WHY DIDNT SHE GIVE UP THE FIRST DAY WHY CANT SHE JUST LEAVE ME BE

you put on your headphones. And lean on Jared

@DreamilyDrifting ))

SNZZZZZ

11:22 PM

You've been asleep for the entire conversation.

(( Jared sweep

You begin scanning the entire helicopter for a bug. Just to see if she's listening.

7:47 AM

Really you're just paranoidly checking every crevice of it.

(he does not see the walkietalkie

..

It's probably the pilot's headset if it's nowhere on here.

7:47 AM

You sit back in your chair.

7:47 AM

this is hell

7:47 AM

i am in hell

HELL IS A HELICOPTER

Flint examines the helicopter with his only eye. There are no recording devices that could reasonably be hidden. In fact, the entire helicopter is sound proofed so that the helicopter blades aren't constantly annoying everyone.

i am in actual hell this is all likely a dream and im probably unconscious in my meteor after slipping on a puddle of unknown fluids

7:49 AM

7:50 AM

no this is too elaborate for a dream this is real

12:17 PM

What should you do?

Flint: Examine Jared.

>

1:40 PM

He's asleep, what's there to inspect??

Flint: His rippling abs, his magnificent tush, his chiseled face... what ISN'T there to inspect?

Now's not the time for the narrators to be pushing their ship-based agendae

(edited)

you've fallen asleep. All you are dreaming about is that snowy field again. And your parents walking away.

4:28 PM

the wind blows and blows as frostbite gets to your body again in this dream. The frostbite consumes you, and you wake up.

Sweetie Honey sleeps on Jared's lap.

you pet sweetie honey

You just realized you're terrified of dogs.

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why is she looking at you like that

hey, flint

5:05 PM

I brought something different on the trip

5:06 PM

you take out a broadsword

5:06 PM

gonna try something different

oh shit

5:07 PM

where the fuck did you get that

John gave it to me, he got it after a fight with a gang lol

jesus christ what kind of gang fight is fought with broadswords

5:08 PM

what is this 1462

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he didnt, he stole it from the gangs leader lol

still who the fuck just Owns A Broadsword

someone in fujji i guess

yeah sounds about right actually (pretend the flint bot said this) (edited)

so uh. what else did you get up to in fujji btw

this mask

flint: well what's the point of it

you take out the mask

dude that looks straight up like that one oni mask emoji

6:31 PM

jesus christ is that place run by otakus

// flint when he finds out cultures are real:

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((deme when she realizes canada isnt a country in asia

// aster when he finds out about immigration:

((deme when she implodes violently

// aster when i take him out with me, bitch:

You just. scratch at your arms. You haven't lotioned your scars in a while. They're getting dry.

6:45 PM

god damn where can a guy get some lotion around here and not to jack off with my arms are getting dry as fuck

1

6:45 PM

just to snuff any jokes from you two.

YAAAAAWWWNN.

7:27 PM

Oh my GOD that was a good nap.

7:27 PM

Aaaand moment ruined your ass hurts like HELL these helicopter seats suck.

7:29 PM

Yowhat I just woke up and first thing I hear is something about you jacking off Flint

7:29 PM

If I look over there and you have your hog out it's OVER...

The helicopter slows down.

hm?

It slowly seems to descend.

huh. looks like we're here

nice

( no :(

He can't

Damn that felt quick??

It's been like four hours they slept so much

Oh right I've been asleep the whole time

Flint Turing

what is this 1462

til death in 1462 when

demeter!!

flint: well what's the point of it

HAHAHA

Flint dream Stan arc

I JUST GOT THAT GOD DAMN YOU DEME

Isaac Pines

you take out the mask

HOLY SHIT ISAAC OSCAR ARC

7:48 PM

LETS GOOO

demeter!!

// aster when he finds out about immigration:

flint literally went to a city called fujji

ectoMycologist changed the channel name: HELICOPTER 1 - THE 3 MUSKET-QUEERS (bad pun) 11/23/2022 7:51 PM

god damn can this speed up any

7:52 PM

this is the slowest helicopter descent ive ever had to deal with

just jump out of it (edited)

aight bet

// it's been like two in-game seconds

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7:52 PM

The helicopter lands already!

oh ok

7:53 PM

you put away your mask and katana. And hop out of the helicopter

You jump out of it. literally.